[ vergil's met with silence first. an almost slack-jawed look of sheer disbelief, before finally, finally, dante just laughs. he doubles over, hand to his gut as though he has just take another knife, and laughs louder than he has ever since he got to kaisou. ]
Y-you─ [ holy shit, he honestly thought he had heard wrong that some half-man half-zebra person hadn't propositioned his brother on the app today but lo and behold. ] Holy shit!
[ his laughter lasts a solid minute before dante is able to stand up straight again, almost winded by the experience, he has tears in his eyes some of which had fallen to stain his cheeks. this is the funniest thing he's heard ever in his damn life. ]
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Y-you─ [ holy shit, he honestly thought he had heard wrong that some half-man half-zebra person hadn't propositioned his brother on the app today but lo and behold. ] Holy shit!
[ his laughter lasts a solid minute before dante is able to stand up straight again, almost winded by the experience, he has tears in his eyes some of which had fallen to stain his cheeks. this is the funniest thing he's heard ever in his damn life. ]
Brother, I love you, I needed that laugh.