no, dante is LAUGHING and somehow it's the WORST and Vergil is going to slowly quietly just start sinking down into his seat
maybe he could lie on the floor, it is IMMACULATELY clean and he could just stay there, under the table. maybe grow roots in hopes of becoming a tree that'd slowly eat all of Kaisou. This city was hell. Why did he move here. ]
Don't make me stab you again.
I am so, very. Sorely tempted. Don't get close to me.
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no, dante is LAUGHING and somehow it's the WORST and Vergil is going to
slowly
quietly
just start sinking down into his seat
maybe he could lie on the floor, it is IMMACULATELY clean and he could just stay there, under the table. maybe grow roots in hopes of becoming a tree that'd slowly eat all of Kaisou. This city was hell. Why did he move here. ]
Don't make me stab you again.
I am so, very. Sorely tempted. Don't get close to me.
[ i'll sharpen a damn pizza crust. ]