[ he's almost glad vergil doesn't say anything on the initial comment, his focus more on the absolute absurdity of the question instead. still, it's a surprise to hear vergil yell, were he more demon than human he's sure that he would have even jumped a little. yet despite vergil being still very human, the shimmer to the air doesn't go unnoticed ─ dante's pulse almost quickening in response. ]

Not to get hit on by a half-man half zebra? [ his dear brother is on edge, he shouldn't torment him so much but... ] Oh, dear brother mine, to think old dad's looks are finally catching up to you. Because it sure as shit wasn't your personality that go you the attention.

[ dante leans back on the chair, grinning widely. ]