[ when he's less suffering in silence he might think on it later and belatedly snit at you for it sir but for now he's wondering how he got into this mess. even worse? zebra man owns a THEATRE and vergil LOVES the theatre and performative arts and he's got a ticket to an italian play and he wants to die-- ]

You do not need to finish that sentence. [ the shimmer in the air faded, but uh
it might make dante's ears ring a little. probably nothing. probably.] My personality is fine, thank you. I will have you know it's how I've made many of my business partners over the years.

...

You have my face, you absolute fool.
If you shaved, maybe you'd--

This is a stupid conversation.