[ all this slander and the man himself is nowhere to be seen, dante can't help but wonder if he can feel his ears burning where ever he is right now. surely he knows that someone, specifically dante, is talking shit about him, right? ]

You know I've been saying the same thing to him recently, guy needs to get laid but the very thought seems to set him off.

[ the only other option is to fight, but... well... that is a little harder than you might think. ]

Sure they do. [ look, dante's fashion sense is whatever he feels like wearing at the time so he can't talk. ] Well, I can say I'm glad you didn't have a complete breakdown and hide away forever. If you had done that it would left me bereft of the joy of watching my dearest brother have the closet thing to a meltdown I've ever seen.