[Zulius would HOPE Vergil's ears are burning. Maybe it can extricate him from his apartment and make him look for who's talking shit! ]
RIGHT?! Trust me, I tried my level best in that area, but he was nooot interested. Shame, I could have taken him for the ride of his life.
[Because obviously, Vergil missed out on not choosing to sleep with an actual centaur. Obviously. At Dante's comment, he laughs, doing a theatrical little bow. ]
You're super welcome. I'm always here to provide a little extra entertainment for the people of Kaisou! I'm sure I got about a billion other ways to get him flustered yet. He's the most awkward man alive.
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RIGHT?! Trust me, I tried my level best in that area, but he was nooot interested. Shame, I could have taken him for the ride of his life.
[Because obviously, Vergil missed out on not choosing to sleep with an actual centaur. Obviously. At Dante's comment, he laughs, doing a theatrical little bow. ]
You're super welcome. I'm always here to provide a little extra entertainment for the people of Kaisou! I'm sure I got about a billion other ways to get him flustered yet. He's the most awkward man alive.