[As much as Zulius can appreciate the scruffy look, please, Dante, at least introduce a comb to your hair a little bit. He lets out a soft snort.]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he'd self-combust before he made a move on anyone.

[Vergil's type is a mystery to everyone, honestly. It doesn't stop Zulius from hitting on him. Mostly because it's funny watching the man twisting himself up in knots trying to deal with it. It's like a sport.]

A little. But mostly I wanted to see what was in this little shop he likes so much. Colour me curious, y'know? Maybe I was even gonna get myself a lil' something. As a peace offering.