WHO: Hermes
WHERE: Network: Libra
WHEN: Very end of June
WHAT: Announcement from HERMES
WARNINGS: None

What is UP everybody? Did you miss me? I missed me.

[What.]

Sort of. Anyways! Hi. Hermes here.

And I gotta say like, that Birthday Skeleton guy? Scared the crap out of me! But he was so chill! Ominous, but chill. Kinda like Charon but without the - [They hold their arms out like a stereotypical zombie.] - uuuUUGHHHnnnn! stuff, y'know?

So - like - checkthisout!!

[Hermes plops the camera down, on a convenient table or chair or something. Not important. They're also holding the brick boomerang Persephone gave them last year. Winding it up to...]

[Why are they throwing it at themselves?]

[But not to worry! It somehow bounces off their face, like it hit some kind of invisible barrier. And falls harmlessly to the ground. Hermes just plain beams, throwing the camera thumbs up with both hands.]

I'm invincible!!

[They take a step forward to fully flex on their excited pose and... stub their toe on the brick. Hermes yelps, and flops forward to shut the camera off.]