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[advivo]

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[advivo]

firstly my tastes are fantastic shut up

secondly the fuck is going on over there????

[drewthetower]

so apparently Lapis is yelling at Husk in Italian about empty nest syndrome and

since Husk is part bird demon

is accusing him of laying all the eggs they keep finding to replace her because he wants more kids and she's not living under his roof

Jun speaks Italian and translated this as we were visiting because it's loud over there

this prompted YOUR husbands to ask if that's even possible

it devolved from there

I tried to point out it wasn't possible unless he's a specific kind of condor but

did not help

so

[advivo]

jesus fucking christ auggie

[drewthetower]

oh and Vash is uh

crawling over to go rescue the eggs

because he thinks they might be fertilized

[advivo]

so when are ya'll gonna tell them they're chocolate eggs

[drewthetower]

they're what

[advivo]

they're chocolate auggie

[drewthetower]

they're WHAT

oh my god

I had no idea

[advivo]

they look like easter eggs
the sort parents hide around the yard for their kids on easter

[drewthetower]

I've never even seen the damn things I was trying to convince them that Husk did not lay them

holy shit

[advivo]

you can try to stop vash if you want
or just let it play out

but i am gonna have to kick your ass for making me deal with nick's existential crisis over the possibility of me laying eggs
thanks for that auggie

[drewthetower]

I TRIED TO STOP HIM

IT DIDN'T WORK

[advivo]

welp