i man you don't have to talk about the amount of sex he aint havin at the same time what if he can what if he can be the dad and the mom and when he's extra buggy like make it happen
yeah i do it's part of my job as his brother we're not egg layin demons i can promise you that but if we're gonna have this conversation i'll at least tell you that we're i don't know
a lot of demons are kind like vash best of both worlds??? can't say i observed any mating rituals while i was in the underworld but you know shit is probably messy and violent and probably involves two participants
what the fuck does that mean i dont know how many eggs my brother could lay why do you why are demons like this
[ maybe it's the fact that he's been smoking a lot of things that aren't tobacco that's got him like this or maybe it's the moonshine, but anyway you angle it, here's where they are and now Wolfwood has to consider things in depth
thjat's not nick i was saying it's my job to dunk on him at every opportunity
[ he is going to strangle august, literally strangle him. this is all his fault. but then wolfwood is pivoting and dante cannot be gladder for that right now. ]
i'm into a lot of shit nick you know that i'm especially into you and vash and i might've entertained the thought of you blowing my back out from time to time
[ you shoulda stopped sticking your dick in crazy if you were afraid of the side effects but you didn't and now here you are ]
noted and uhh so brad decided to be an asshole and bit the shit out of me the other day, no big deal and then i looked down at the cut like thirty minutes later and it was gone i didn't use a vial.
[ he's been around the block a few times and he knows crazy, wolfwood isn't crazy so it's perfectly fine. besides when has dante ever stopped doing something he really shouldn't be doing? ]
oh seriously? shit nick that's great i won't have to worry if i bite too hard the next time we go at it
[ Wolfwood is a little unhinged let's be real, you cannot accuse him of sanity without a lot of asterisks but yeah dante doesn't know any better ]
i'm not sure how strong the healing factor is i've thought about running some tests but knowing my luck one of you would've walked in and it woulda become a whole thing so bite away and let's do science, yeah?
[ gotta slam something somewhere ]
nah, i wanted to be sure before i got his hopes up
you're right it would've been a whole thing vash wouldn't have taken it well if he walked in on you running tests would've been different if it was me though i uh i went through the same sort of thing when i was a lot younger and stupider
yeah lets do some science some real good science
[ hmm, he kind of wants to get back home now and steal wolfwood away for a good few hours. maybe a couple of days. ]
aint that i want to hurt myself or anything I just wanna know what the limits are I don't think I'm 'four swords through the chest' sturdy but maybe I don't need to worry about damage as much
if you wanna be my safety net help me run a couple of tests be there with the extra phial if i fuck up i think it might be best
[ hmn. this is awakening something in him. worrisome. ]
yeah yeah i get it you gotta know where your limits are
course i'll be your safety net if anything i'm definitely the best for that i've run that gauntlet before and i'm not gonna faint at the sight of blood maybe we can make it fun for us both as well
[ likely but they certainly won't consider it, not the mention the safer way wouldn't be nearly as enjoyable if we're being honest. ]
i'd advise against it besides pretty sure it'd kill the mood regardless of the mood
you got a list already? just need a time a place the place part is gonna be tough need some space and somewhere out of the way maybe to lessen the chance of vash or someone else walking in on it
and well i mean i really wanna see if this new healing factor of yours has had any affect on your stamina
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vergil do be lookin really buglike when he's a demon im just saying
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man
you don't have to talk about the amount of sex he aint havin
at the same time what if he can
what if he can be the dad and the mom and when he's extra buggy like
make it happen
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we're not egg layin demons i can promise you that
but if we're gonna have this conversation i'll at least tell you that we're
i don't know
a lot of demons are kind like vash
best of both worlds??? can't say i observed any mating rituals while i was in the underworld but you know
shit is probably messy and violent
and probably involves two participants
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i dont know how many eggs my brother could lay
why do you
why are demons like this
[ maybe it's the fact that he's been smoking a lot of things that aren't tobacco that's got him like this or maybe it's the moonshine, but anyway you angle it, here's where they are and now Wolfwood has to consider things in depth
and he's pivoting ]
is that what you're into?
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nick i was saying it's my job to dunk on him at every opportunity
[ he is going to strangle august, literally strangle him. this is all his fault. but then wolfwood is pivoting and dante cannot be gladder for that right now. ]
i'm into a lot of shit nick you know that
i'm especially into you and vash
and i might've entertained the thought of you blowing my back out from time to time
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that makes a lot more sense i was beginning to wonder if i was doing this sibling shit wrong and that's why i don't have one anymore
[ maybe a gentle strange. Auggie tried his best but Wolfwood does as Wolfwood will and good luck stopping a sandsteamer when it's going.
but now Dante's introduced a new bone to chew on and that's easier than thinking about eggs in order to distract from the flipperhands ]
i asked if you were specifically into violence, big d
you know i've noticed somethin weird about myself lately if that helps
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[ maybe a gentle strangle, because yes wolfwood did do a wolfwood and he does adore his adopted nephew.
but that's a thought for another time. the focus has thankfully shifted to something else entirely. ]
on a scale of one to ten? i'd say it's about a five
i enjoy it but i'm perfectly fine without it
oh? how weird are we talking?
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love you too, scruffy
[ you shoulda stopped sticking your dick in crazy if you were afraid of the side effects but you didn't and now here you are ]
noted
and uhh
so brad decided to be an asshole and bit the shit out of me the other day, no big deal
and then i looked down at the cut like thirty minutes later and it was gone
i didn't use a vial.
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oh
seriously? shit nick that's great
i won't have to worry if i bite too hard the next time we go at it
[ gotta slam a joke in there somehow. ]
have you told vash?
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yeah dante doesn't know any better ]
i'm not sure how strong the healing factor is
i've thought about running some tests but knowing my luck
one of you would've walked in and it woulda become a whole thing
so
bite away and let's do science, yeah?
[ gotta slam something somewhere ]
nah, i wanted to be sure before i got his hopes up
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vash wouldn't have taken it well if he walked in on you running tests
would've been different if it was me though i uh
i went through the same sort of thing when i was a lot younger and stupider
yeah lets do some science some real good science
[ hmm, he kind of wants to get back home now and steal wolfwood away for a good few hours. maybe a couple of days. ]
sounds good
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wanna know what the limits are
I don't think I'm 'four swords through the chest' sturdy but
maybe I don't need to worry about damage as much
if you wanna be my safety net
help me run a couple of tests
be there with the extra phial if i fuck up
i think it might be best
[ hmn. this is awakening something in him. worrisome. ]
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you gotta know where your limits are
course i'll be your safety net
if anything i'm definitely the best for that
i've run that gauntlet before and i'm not gonna faint at the sight of blood
maybe we can make it fun for us both as well
[ is it worrisome? is it really? ]
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i'm guessing limb removal's still outside of my purview
slash i'm not brave enough to try it out
but there's a battery of shit i've been through before that i'm curious how it'll shake out now
and i'm
listenin
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i'd advise against it
besides pretty sure it'd kill the mood regardless of the mood
you got a list already? just need a time a place
the place part is gonna be tough
need some space and somewhere out of the way maybe
to lessen the chance of vash or someone else walking in on it
and well i mean
i really wanna see if this new healing factor of yours has had any affect on your stamina
[ amongst other things. ]